Fun, Fun, Funny

This morning I hit the hill before heading to school, while on the chairlift a girl and her friend were discussing the pros and cons of riding powder as oppose to man-made snow. The hill I go to is considered within the city limits, it's just on the brink of the city, therefore the snow there is groomed every morning and we don't get as much fresh snow as some of the mountain resorts. The conversation is as follows:
"I like the middle of the hill the best, it's already all carved up."
"Yah, there are some parts of the hill that have ice, it's hard to ride on ice."
"I know, I don't like ice, it's icy."
"No duh stupid... it's ice."
"Shut up"
and the rest of the ride up on the lift was quiet. =P


My friend got stalked in the bookstore at school while looking at textbooks for her classes; some guy comes up to her and says "Are you taking Psych 2283? I have the textbook; I'll sell it to you for cheap." Any student wanting to save a few bucks would agree, so my friend did. I didn't hear this part of the conversation, as I am walking up this guy says to my friend, "I'll bring the stuff, you bring the cash and it'll be a done deal." he promptly walks away. I'm confused because just hearing that sentence can imply a whole lot of things. Of course, she later tells me that he's referring to a book.


The last but not least is from my psych prof, today was our first class and I can tell that this will be one of my most interesting and fun classes this semester. It starts off with "This is the third time I've taught this class today alone, I'm not crazy, but I might have to ask you if we did something already." after handing out the outline, she tells us. "This is my third class today with the same course, did I tell you that?" She's not old, she told us that she's 40, so memory shouldn't be a problem, I'll bank it on fatigue. We do a couple activities then she writes some of our answers on the board. "Femininity, did you know that it's one of the hardest words to write on a board? I hate writing on the board, I can spell on paper but on the chalk board I'm stupid." She gets a few laughs. "Individualism is a long word; I'll do this indiv-----." She seriously just started the word then drew a line for the rest of it. o.O (<- that's me raising my eyebrows.)